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Hm.

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Nasty stuff.

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The Belmont.

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I was hoping for a proper win.

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Don't you mean a proper fight?

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No.

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Because I'm going to win.

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Where is it?
Where's the fucking thing?

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Looking for a big mirror.
There's writing on the frame.

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Things disappear through it.

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No?

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Bloody useless.

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Now, how am I supposed
to orchestrate

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the return of Dracula himself

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if you won't help me
find the fucking mirror?

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Didn't I leave some archers
around here somewhere?

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At the vampires.

18
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I believe we have their attention.

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I think we pissed them off.

20
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Time to go indoors?

21
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Oh, I very much think so.

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Inside. Fall back.

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Inside.

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It may be a good idea

25
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to drag as many heavy things
over to this door as we can.

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And I want someone with a sword

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next to every archer
at the windows.

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And keep three steps back.

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I assume those fuckers can climb.

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I should have thought of that.

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Lucky you have me here
to run your life for you now.

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What's that?

33
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I'm not sure.

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Come on.

35
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Why here?

36
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What's here?

37
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My childhood room.

38
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Just stay back.

39
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It will be quicker and easier
for everyone.

40
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What in hell are you doing?

41
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I am opening a door
into the Infinite Corridor.

42
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I think his mind has gone.

43
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The Infinite Corridor
is a fairy tale.

44
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It most certainly is not.

45
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Young lady, the Infinite Corridor

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is a passage to other worlds.

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It is, however,
very hard to control.

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I am truly sorry
that the souls of your people

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are being sacrificed
to the cause,

50
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but they would have died
of rickets or angry badgers

51
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soon enough anyway.

52
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This is death magic.

53
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You're using
the energies of death to...

54
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To open the corridor
and direct a portal to hell.

55
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And I need this spot here,

56
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where I presume
you killed your father,

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to anchor the connection.

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My father?

59
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I'm bringing him back from hell.

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And your mother.

61
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You're welcome
to stay and watch.

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You can wave if you like.

63
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I am going to fucking murder you!

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No, I don't think so.

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You see,
in Lindenfeld I saw

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that a many-souled
creature of magic

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can control the corridor.

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I, Saint Germain,

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am going to pull Dracula
and Lisa Tepes out of hell,

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fuse their souls together

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and lock them inside the body
of a Rebis.

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Who's Rebis?

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It's a word
for a hermaphrodite creature.

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A body that is both
man and woman.

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The pinnacle of alchemy.

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An ultimate entity.

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Drop this shield
and I will let you live.

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I can't control the corridor
while I'm in there.

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I'm not strong enough.

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But a many-souled creature...

81
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a fusion of vampire
and human, even,

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that would be a mechanism
to exert control

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over the corridor.

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Vampire and human
who were already closely bonded.

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It was obvious, really.

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Why, man?
What possible reason?

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Two reasons.

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The woman I love
is lost somewhere

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in the Infinite Corridor.

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And I am an alchemist.

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I seek the perfection of knowledge,

92
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the achievement
of the great work,

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the magnum opus,

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which can be reached
by the creation of the Rebis,

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the divine hermaphrodite,

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the fusion of male and female
into an alchemical creature

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of perfect power and knowledge.

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And I can fucking ride it, Alucard.

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I create it. I bind it.

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I own it.

101
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I will find my love.

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I will command
the Infinite Corridor.

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I will have complete access
to a million different worlds.

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Like God.

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We can't stay here.
The fight is downstairs.

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I once observed
to Sypha Belnades

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that God had quite
gone out of fashion.

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God is now standing
right in front of you.

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And soon, very, very, soon...

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he's going to have sex again.

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Good trick,
but you threw away your sword.

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I'd better go and get it.

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Protect the people.

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Don't wait for them to get hurt.
I know you know how to do this.

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Ah!

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I thought you might at least
be sporty, you know.

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I'm tired.

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And you shouldn't play
with your food.

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Look at that.

120
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It's like watching your little life
being chipped away

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down to the bone, isn't it?

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More than a year I've been here,

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pretending to be
the useful flunky.

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Pretending not to be who I am.

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Do you know what that's like?

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Hiding my skills.
Hiding my mind.

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Pretending not to be the best
vampire war fighter

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of the last 300 years,
in case it upset somebody.

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And now Varney can fuck off

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to give Dracula hand jobs
for the rest of time

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and I can get on
with what I'm good at.

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Killing you.

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Did you fucking touch me?

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Did you dare fucking touch me?

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You are not the apocalypse.

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You are just a man.

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And my people will survive you.

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I am fucking immortal.

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Nobody is immortal.

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Fuck your eyes!

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Finish it for me.

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Where is it?

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I'm talking to you,
you dusty shits.

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Well, you clever bastards.

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Are you all right?

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Probably not. You?

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Nothing a year in bed wouldn't cure.

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Hm. Oh, God.

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What now?

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Varney of London.

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Your conspirator and benefactor.

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I have come to personally
supervise this...

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this...

154
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- "This"?
- Well, I was...

155
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Actually, I was looking
for a really big word.

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You seem clever,

157
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and it's important that you know
that I'm clever too.

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Sir, I am certain
your wit is as suave

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as your unique personal stench.

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Suave? Oh, suave.

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Well, that's a short word, isn't it?

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I mean, I appreciate that.

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How about "epochal event"?

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- Huh?
- Well, suit yourself.

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I recognize that.

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The point of view is moving.

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Why's that?

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The mirror's location lock
is drifting.

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If we're going to go,
we're going to have to go now.

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Ready?

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Hell, no.

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But when's that ever stopped us?